Male

One of two normal choices of sex (not the good kind) in the game of Life. You do not have a choice regarding which sex you initially play as however changes can occur upon request in later levels of the game.

Males come equipped with:


 * The ability to grow facial hair more quickly then females
 * A deeper voice (in most cases)
 * A penis
 * The ability to watch nothing on t.v. for as long as he wants
 * +300% horniness