Dominant Male.

One of two normal choices of sex (not the good kind) in the game of Life. You do not have a choice regarding which sex you initially play as however changes can occur upon request in later levels of the game.

Males come equipped with:

  • The ability to grow facial hair more quickly then females
  • A deeper voice (in most cases)
  • A penis
  • The ability to watch nothing on t.v. for as long as he wants
  • +300% horniness